Um...remember I saved your ass earlier!  Now it's my turn.

Hey Ryan Braun this is how it is done!  Nelson Cruz holds a press conference to apologize for PED use and suspension.

Vince Young and Tim Tebow have been cut.  Tim Tebow wasn't really a surprise even though he played well in the last preseason game.  But I really thought Vince Young was going to make the Packers, he had a pretty good preseason.

I would like to thank Mr. Kraft, Coach Belichick, Coach McDaniels and the entire Patriots organization for giving me the opportunity...
— Tim Tebow (@TimTebow) August 31, 2013

...to be a part of such a classy organization. I pray for nothing but the best for you all. I will remain in relentless pursuit...
— Tim Tebow (@TimTebow) August 31, 2013

Thanks to the @packers for the opportunity great organization great team wonderful fans good luck this season.
— Vince Young (@VinceYoung) August 31, 2013

Herm Edwards giving us his two cent on the Tebow cut.

Channing Ward smashes Vanderbilt kick returner, Brian Kimbrow. He made a huge mistake taking this out of the end zone.

A Pennsylvania woman gave birth in a bathroom at a sports bar, then killed the baby and returned to finish watching a game.

After 40 minutes of giving birth she wrapped the baby in plastic and put it in the tank of the toilet.  Walked out of the bathroom and went out for a smoke.  She then returned to her table and finished her night.  WTF?

A woman behind home plate delayed the Angels vs Rays game on Thursday because of a light on her cell phone.  No word on whether or not her kinkiness played a role (she was wearing a shirt that said "I'm Too Kinky to Relax").

With the North Carolina vs South Carolina game last night College football is official back!  Here are some of the highlights from the game that Gamecocks won 27-10.

Enjoy!

MORE: NFL and 4,500 former players reach $765 million settlement for lawsuits over concussion risks: http://t.co/5GVHAodqha -SS
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 29, 2013

$765 million dollar settlement in the lawsuit by former NFL players against the NFL for concussion cover up.  See the settlement press release here.  Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.  But come on when you slam your head into things it can't be good for your brain.

Pretty much describes the Marlins year up to this point. They're young and they're aggressive but they're not very good, yet.  Both Logan Morrison and Donovan Solano slide into third base on the same play.

A squirrel interrupts a match between Sabine Lisicki and Vera Dushevin at the 2013 US Open.

Eric Young Jr tags up and takes third on a pop out to the catcher.  It's a pretty incredible play and one you rarely see but when you run like that you can take those chances.

Oh the comedy of a professional athlete who falls down running!  How much fun is that?  C.J. Wilson fell down jogging out to the mound.

Word on the street is Texas A&M quarterback, Johnny Manziel will we suspended.  But you might be surprised by how many games.  ESPN is reporting last year's Heisman Trophy winner will be suspended for half of Texas A&M's opener against Rice.

Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Johnny Manziel of No. 7 Texas A&M has been suspended for the first half of Saturday's season opener against the Rice Owls, A&M and the NCAA announced Wednesday in a joint statement. 

Yep, half a game!  Half a game?  Why even punish him at all?

15 month old Maddox can rake!  He's the next Bryce Harper for sure.  Lefty swing and he's even got a wiggle in his stance.  Plus did you see the diaper slide?  That's gotta be a new tool.  This baby discovered what Mike Trout was looking for- Diaper Slide = 6th Tool!

The saga surrounding former Patriot's tight end, Aaron Hernandez, is about to get even more bizarre as Rolling Stone has revealed on their website that there is more to the story:

Arnold Palmer gave a golf "lesson" to Kate Upton.  She in turn gave him wood because come on she's a twenty something hot chick with a huge rack.  Yes I'm saying even Arnold Palmer could get it up!

Had an amazing golf lesson today #arnoldpalmer @golfdigestmag pic.twitter.com/TCR66A601L
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) August 27, 2013

Mark Cuban was on Jay Leno taking shots at Bud Selig for his handling of the Biogenesis fiasco, in particular his suspension of Alex Rodriguez.

The former WWE superstar, Bill Goldberg, threw out the first pitch at a Miami Marlins game over the weekend.  Because that's what you do when you suck, you have former WWE superstars throw out the first pitch.

Goldberg did his best Terry Tate office linebacker on what was supposed to be a Rockies fan.  What an incredible waste of time!  But again when you put a giant pile of shit on the field you have to do something to entertain your fans.

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Anastasia Ashley Knows How to Workout- Speed Monkey

That's One Way to Save Your Face From Balls- Burnt Dog

UPDATE:  Coach Mark Guandolo of Cypress Bay High, has been suspended and as we predicted issued an apology! Via Yahoo Sports:

"I should’ve done it a different way," Guandolo told the Miami Herald after a 38-14 loss to American Heritage (Plantation, Fla.) School. "I hugged him after and just tried to find ways to get him to compete and he did. He really finished strong and I was proud of him."

Another reason to show high school athletics on TV, the child abuse!  Cypress Bay high school QB missed his target and his coach wasn't happy.  Perhaps he forgot he was on TV, perhaps he didn't care.

I'm sure Bobby Knight Jr. will (if he hasn't already) issue an apology.  A fake, forced, insincere apology.  Is there a better thing around than high school athletics?

See the coach punch his QB in the head below.

Admittedly I haven't seen any of the other workouts that Maxim Fitness has put together but this one sure makes a whole lot of sense!



Wow, I'm ready to play some football now.  It works it gets the testosterone flowing.  My favorite part, well besides the smoking hot chick, is how the dude is really discussing the different workouts.  Dude that's not why we're watching.

The White Sox have had a rough year and its not getting any better.  Mark Parent, the White Sox bench coach, was ejected before Sunday's game against the Texas Rangers while exchanging line up cards.



Parent was reportedly unhappy with the umpires calls in the previous games.  Including an inside the park home run by Ian Kinsler after the ball clearly was caught under the padding in foul territory.

Wanderlei Silva want to fight Chael Sonnen really bad and he made a video to prove it.  Thank God it has subtitles too, because an excited Silva is hard to understand.  Much harder than a relaxed Silva.



Give him the fight Dana White!  He obviously want it.

Cubs pitcher, Carlos Villanueva, threw the Nationals, Jayson Werth, a 57 mile per hour pitch in a major league game.  That might be why he's on the Cubs.  Werth's reaction is priceless.

Image via Blue Bird Banter:

Nothing says back to school and preseason high school football like a giant banner.  And what better way to say it than with a giant misspelled word?

Hoover High in Alabama (well that explains it) sent their team running through a giant sign with the word RESPONSIBLE misspelled.

Hey the cheerleaders can't spell for shit but that's not important.

Vince Young played against the Seattle first team after Aaron Rodgers early exit in last nights preseason game.  Don't worry cheese heads nothing is wrong with Aaron Rodgers, the Packers just wanted to see some of the backups play against Seattle's number ones.

Fox Sports 1 knows good TV, they have Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield in the same room discussing the infamous ear biting fight.  They've only been on a short time but clearly Fox Sports 1 is doing something right.

There needs to be more shows on TV that feature men who have severe head injuries talking about a time when one of them took a bite out of the other.

See Mike Tyson play Punch Out for the first time.

Hint:  It involves grown men in shameful positions with sticks, big sticks.  It laundry cart jousting!  What the hell did you think I was talking about?  Oh God, this isn't Penn State you sick bastard.

Its' just Johnny Manziel and his Texas A&M teammates doing a little laundry cart jousting.

The Patriots got their collective asses handed to them last night by the Detroit Lions.  The Patriots committed 4 turnovers in the first quarter that started what would become a 40-9 loss.  So what is ESPN talking about?  Tim Tebow of course.

Tim Tebow didn't play a snap in the game and ESPN has declared his career over.  Is it over?  Who knows, but i highly doubt it because he puts fans in the seats.  And like it or not fans in the seats equal dollar signs and at the end of the day the NFL is a business.

Whether the Patriots cut him or not, I don't think we've seen the last of him.

Ryan Braun released a statement earlier this evening through the Brewers.  In it he admits to taking banned substances, a lozenge and a cream, late in 2011 to deal with a "nagging" injury.

"Here is what happened. During the latter part of the 2011 season, I was dealing with a nagging injury and I turned to products for a short period of time that I shouldn't have used. The products were a cream and a lozenge which I was told could help expedite my rehabilitation. It was a huge mistake for which I am deeply ashamed and I compounded the situation by not admitting my mistakes immediately."

UPDATE: Jayson Heyward has a broken jaw in two places and will be out 4-6 weeks.

In the sixth inning of a 1-0 game against the Mets, Braves outfielder Jason Heyward took a fastball of the face.  After staying on the ground for a few minutes Heyward walked off the field with the help of the trainer.

He was taken to the hospital as a precaution after being looked at by the Braves team doctors.

The pitch just seemed to get away from Mets pitcher, Jonathon Niese, and despite their rivalry was taken as unintentional.

Bill Cowher has been hanging out with Queen V, his girlfriend, and putting on makeup for her videos.  I thought all he was doing was those Time Warner Cable ads, guess not, he's been enjoying retirement and getting in touch with his inner Bill.

Not bad, Bill she's obviously younger and rock singer, nice!

We're ready too!  And what better way to prepare for the College Football Season than to check out all of the best of their Cheerleaders!  College Cheerleader Heaven has all your college cheerleader needs!

This is Shelbie and she's an Arizona State Cheerleader who was recently named Sports Illustrated's Cheerleader of the Week!

No surprise here but Aaron Hernandez, former Patriots tight end, has formerly been indicted for first degree murder and weapons charges.  As everyone knows by know Aaron Hernandez has been held and charged with murdering, Odin Lloyd, a former semi pro football player and friend of Hernandez's.

Allen Iverson is rumored to be ready to retire.  I know what you're thinking, "hasn't he already retired?"  Apparently not officially.  The 38 year old former NBA all star and MVP hasn't played in the NBA since 2010 and hasn't played professionally since 2011.

Here are just a couple of reasons why the Little League World Series doesn't need to be televised.  And these aren't even the fact that the kids are in Little League, which is a pretty good place to start on the reason list.  Via Busted Coverage:

First up we have a grown man stealing a home rum from a kid.  Not a major league home run by a superstar, no- a little league home run by a little leaguer.

Fitness guru, Richard Simmons has a new song, "Hairdo" and it has a video.  How does one become a guru of fitness anyway?

I'm not sure but I don't think the song will be winning any awards.  But who am I to judge?  People did watch that Tan Mom video.  Was anybody else aware of Richard's switch into music?

The Giants ball girl interferes with a foul ball.  She's lucky Pablo Sandoval wasn't playing.  Man that would have been a thing a beauty though.

To be fair the guy was able to make the catch and the game at the time was pretty much over but pay attention!

Now get out of the way so we can watch the damn game.

Because we don't go to games to get foul balls from ball girls.  We go to look at the ball girls but get balls from real players!  Teach'em young.  Maybe today's youth isn't as lost as I feared.

Avril Lavigne's new music video below features a make out session with Winnie Cooper of the Wonder Years.  Yeah, you read that right Winnie F*(#in Cooper!  Well actually Danica McKellar, the actress who played Winnie Cooper.

We all know Avril has done little worth much of anything for a while now.  She took one step forward (divorcing that guy from Sum 41) but then took two steps back marrying that douche from Nickelback.

Does making out with Winnie Cooper make up for that?  How the hell am I supposed to know?  I'm not a rocket scientist.

Soccer is a real waste of time and energy.  Just a terrible sport that requires max effort with little results.  That's why we don't watch it in America.

Plus you can't tell if these guys are any good or not.  With that said I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to score on your own goalie.

Another reason not to watch soccer.

Extra host and hottie, Maria Menounos got in the ring with some WWE Divas. With her tag team partner, WWE star Natalya she took on Brie Bella of the Bella Twins and Eva Marie. And the art writes itself from there!

Travis Browne KO's after Alistair Overeem on UFC's fight night in Boston.  Browne came on strong then showed tremendous heart or stupidity or both weathering a fierce storm by Overeem.  But Browne ended the fight with a huge from kick and a couple of hammer fists.

Complete list of results here.

How can a one armed kid play basketball?  Probably a question most ask until they see the kid play.

Ryan Dempster took it upon himself to hit Alex Rodriguez with a pitch, in Rodriguez's first plate appearance against him.  The pitch was taken as some sort of message he was sending Alex for the whole Biogensis, steroids tiny testicle, bacne situation.

Colts backup quarterback, Chandler Harnish, decked Pam Oliver in the side of the face with a pass that was perfect, if the intended target was Pam Oliver's face.