Krusty Sox Sports: December 2015

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Alabama Draxxed Michigan State 38-0

Alabama (2-0) has now won more games at AT&T Stadium this year than the Dallas Cowboys (1-6) #CottonBowl #CFBPlayoff pic.twitter.com/N1WRbzruyJ
— Britton Lynn (@BrittonLynn) January 1, 2016

Alabama smashed Michigan State 38-0 to advance to the National Championship game to face Clemson. Interesting fact you Cowboys haters will enjoy, Alabama has more wins at AT&T than the Cowboys do.

“I said you ain’t favored to win the damn game but we ain’t no underdog. All I know is we're going to the natty!" https://t.co/y8vuvssFkf
— ESPN (@espn) January 1, 2016

Clemson took care of Oklahoma and is headed to the National Championship game. That must be the new definition of Clemsoning.

George Lucas Isn't A Fan Of The New Star Wars And The Daily Links

George Lucas And His Weird Neck Don't Like The New Star Wars Movie- Next Impulse Sports

Girl Emulates Harvey Dent From ‘The Dark Knight’ Using Body Paint- Thunder Treats

Cam Newton's Little Brother Hit The Dab- College Spun

Chip Kelly Already Left Philly- Crossing Broad

What Video Games Looked Like When Kobe Was A Rookie- Guy Hut

Wisconsin Player Took A Piss On The Sideline During The Game- Fat Man Writing

(@Busted Coverage)

Houston head coach Tom Herman's wife, Michelle, is an absolute hottie. She stole the show in the final seconds of her husband's victory over Florida State.

Herman is a winner on and off the field. How has he managed to keep her under wraps this long?

I know he coaches at Houston, but they were a top 25 school this season. Someone in Houston isn't doing their job very well if she can sneak around undetected.

Chuck Pagano And The Colts To Part Ways After The Season

ESPN is reporting that the Colts plan to part ways with Chuck Pagano at the end of the season. The Colts need a win and a lot of help to win the AFC South and make the playoffs.

Short of an unexpected playoff berth, the Indianapolis Colts do not plan to retain coach Chuck Pagano at the end of the season, while general manager Ryan Grigson will at least help in the coaching search, league sources told ESPN.com.

The consensus has been that Pagano would not return next season after he turned down a contract extension, the Colts struggled this season and his relationship with Grigson turned "toxic."

This team swirled the toilet bowl all season and it looks like it's going to go from bad to worse before it gets better. Pagano could also be joined by the GM, who might also be shown the door.

You deserve to be shown the door if you fail to make the playoffs after getting to the AFC Championship game the year before.

Herm Edwards sounds off on Boykin situation https://t.co/WGfHUartpO
— CTXHSBaseball (@CTXHSBaseball) December 31, 2015

Herm Edwards is not happy with Trevone Boykin following his arrest. He made that very clear yelling at these high school kids.

Manning Will Be The Broncos Number 2 Because That's How He's Played

Peyton Manning will be in uniform on Sunday as the Broncos number 2 quarterback. The Broncos are going with Brock Osweiller.

And why not? While there was a lot of praise of his play early on he has cooled off, but he doesn't turn the ball over like the interception machine Manning has been this season.

Manning is still the league leader in interceptions and has only played in 9 games.

Say good bye, because if Brock stays healthy Peyton has probably played his last down as a Bronco. Might be time to dip in the wife's HGH...

Joey Ryan, the wrestler who took his finishing move to internet fame, is now taking that same move to circle jerk levels.

This video shows him using his dick powers to finish off 5 dudes at once. And yes he really likes having dudes grab his dick and also watching dudes grab each other's dicks.

How else do you explain such a ridiculous move? He could have literally picked almost anything else and his pick was the move where you grab his dick.

NFL Picks 2015, Week 17 - from Archer Avenue

Check out more from me, including movie reviews & movie trailers, at Archer Avenue (archeravenue.net). Also, follow me on Twitter @OlieCoen for sports & movie talk.

Here are my NFL Week 17 Picks

(11-5 last week, 156-84 for the season)

Bye teams: none

#BikiniPicks 2 #CelebrationBowl I've got North Carolina A&T -1.5 Great school colors! 😘 #GoBlue! I mean, #GoAggies!

A photo posted by Elle Johnson (@3ll3jaye) on Dec 19, 2015 at 10:02am PST

Model Elle Johnson is doing something she's calling Bikini Bowl Picks on Instagram. Not all of them involve bikinis, but all of them are hot.

It is a great idea, I'm just mad I didn't find out until now. Here are a few of my favorites.

A Memphis Player Tackled An Auburn Equipment Guy And Stole A Game Ball

Memphis was beatdown by Auburn 31-10 in the game. After the game Memphis' Reggis Ball laid his own beatdown on an Auburn equipment guy.

Ball tackled the equipment guy and stole a football. As he was running off of the field with his new ball he was giving the finger. An all around strange scene.

DeAndre Jordan Airballed A Free Throw Attempt

DeAndre Jordan is a terrible free throw shooter. He's so bad he managed to airball a couple attempts last night.

How are you this bad at part of your job? I can't wrap my mind around shooting 40% from the free throw line.

You get paid a lot of money to play basketball.

Work on it. It's not that hard.

Nobody Was Happier About The Lakers Win Over The Celtics Than James Worthy

The Lakers won just their sixth game of the season. But it was their opponent that had James Worthy so excited.

So excited he blurted out, "yeah...get that Celtic ass, I like it."

Truly hilarious stuff

TCU QB Trevone Boykin Was Arrested After Hitting A Cop During A Bar Fight

Trevone Boykin has been arrested in San Antonio and charged with assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest and public intoxication. This all stemmed from an altercation with people inside a bar, via News 4 San Antonio:

Police say the trouble began when bar patrons recognized the player and exchanged words.

They say an upset Boykin allegedly took a swing, missed, and made contact with a bar employee instead. As security worked to stop the fight, people were moved outside.

At that point, police say bike officers arrived and came upon Boykin as he was taking swings and say the player indiscriminately hit an officer.

Upon threatening to tase him, police say he calmed down.

Again, as a well known athlete, why are you out at a bar? Not everyone is a fan. Some people are dicks and are going to say shit to you that you probably aren't going to like.

Now look you're the one arrested and probably going to miss your team's bowl game.

Celtics Fans Chanted "Kobe" Loudly During His Last Game In Boston

Hearing Celtics fans chant "Kobe" as loudly as they did during Kobe Bryant's final game in Boston is odd. The Lakers-Celtics rivalry goes back a long time in NBA history.

Maybe they're chanting because he's finally going away. But not before he beats the Celtics one last time.

Patriots Fans Called Chip Kelly After The Eagles Fired Him And He Answered

These Patriots fans called up and spoke to Chip Kelly after the Eagles fired him. According to the story on YouTube one of their friends worked at a country club Kelly was a guest at and got his number one night when Kelly was drunk:

Back story is as follows: "So this girl we were with last night... Worked at portsmouth country club in new hampshire. Kelly is from mew hampshire. He was a 3 day guest there, and she was kinda like an assistant for him while he was there. She said one night him and his buddies were wasted and said here take my phone number in case you lose me"

It sure as hell sounds like Kelly on the other end. The Patriots fan managed to get a go Pats in there at the end before the end of the call.

Not once did Kelly ask who it was and how he got the number. A little strange, but it did sound like Kelly.

@hanni_davis and Derek Jeter’s post-retirement life sounds pretty damn amazing to us. More photos at the link in bio. (📷 @peggysirota)

A photo posted by GQ (@gq) on Dec 16, 2015 at 12:05pm PST

Hannah Davis Shows Off Her Underboob For GQ- Terez Owens

Rihanna Trying To Hook Up With Odell Beckham Jr- Guy Hut

Kris Bryant Is Engaged- Twitter

Vote Now For The 2015 Hump Day Hottie Of The Year- Thunder Treats

Cardale Jones Declares For The NFL Draft, Probably A Year Late- Fat Man Writing

Al Jazeera Reporter Stands By Her Peyton Manning Report

The reporter behind the Peyton Manning HGH report is standing behind her story, although she is claiming that they never accused Manning of anything.

Manning on the other hand has sent a former White House press secretary after her. That's right Manning has a former press secretary handling PR for him.

Mike Tyson's Hoverboard Failure Got The Punch Out Treatment

This is one of the better "improvements" to a fail video that I've seen. Mike Tyson getting KO'd by Lil' Mac straight from Punch Out is freaking amazing. Another score for the internet.

I don't see anything wrong with telling a woman how beautiful she is; a man of substance will take the time to tell a woman how valuable she is. ❤️ - Photo by @zzzphotos

A photo posted by Ashley Alexiss (@ashalexiss) on Dec 21, 2015 at 5:36pm PST

I'm not even going to lie about it. My mouth dropped wide open when I saw Ashley Alexiss' latest Instagram post. If you're not following this curvy beauty you're doing the internet all wrong.

And if you're a fan of the Patriots and not following her then you're missing all of her amazing social media posts during Patriots games. They're a must see.

Check out her latest posts that are burning down the internet after the jump.

Sal's all choked up! #SportsCenter #ESPN #SalPalantonio pic.twitter.com/uAQnrQwoVs
— Aaron Solomon (@AJSNoles97) December 30, 2015

Or maybe he had a stroke, or lost his voice, or was nauseous. I'm not sure what Sal Paolantonio could have possibly added to this news anyway.

It's pretty clear why Chip Kelly was canned, he didn't want to give up GM responsibilities and he was a terrible GM.

What took the Eagles so long? He should have been fired the same night the Eagles lost to the Redskins and the playoffs hopes were gone.

Daily Laugh: Baby's First Bacon

Watch this little guy try bacon for the first time and it blows his damn mind! I'm pretty sure this toddler is also my inner child every time I eat that delicious meat candy known as bacon. He says everything I've always thought about it, and that's "BACON!"

Porzingis Is Getting Pretty Good At The Dream Shake

I wouldn't call it a Dream Shake just yet, but Kristaps Porzingas is getting pretty good at his little shake. At his size it's almost impossible to defend.

Remember all the Knicks fans hating on this draft pick? They quickly became his biggest fans. He's only going to get better.

Knicks Player Shot In The Knee During Robbery After A Night At A Strip Club

Cleanthony Early, a backup on the Knicks, was robbed of a gold chain and gold caps on his teeth before being shot in the knee. The robbery took place early Wednesday morning following a visit to a strip club, via TMZ:

According to the NYPD, Early was leaving CityScapes Gentleman's Club early Wednesday morning in an Uber when the car was boxed in by three other vehicles. Cops say a group of men approached Early and robbed him, shooting him once in the knee for good measure.

Professional athletes and clubs just don't mix. I think that has been proven time and time again. Yet they just can't seem to stay away.

Jason Whitlock Torched Peyton Manning

Jason Whitlock is filling in for Colin Cowherd on The Herd. He talked about Peyton Manning and absolutely torched him. He called him overrated and said he enjoyed watching Peyton struggle.

Whitlock also said given Manning's postseason track record it would be insane to bring him back to play in the postseason.

Iowa Beat #1 Michigan State Then Pulled Of The Most Orderly Storming Of The Court In History

Iowa beat #1 Michigan State handing them their first loss. The fans stormed the court following the upset...sort of.

It was one of the most controlled storming of the court I have ever seen. They almost went row by row onto the floor. It also appeared to be just the student section.

Way to make a big win feel weird Iowa.

The Philadelphia Daily News Seems To Be Happy With The Chip Kelly Firing

I think it would be very difficult to find an Eagles fan who wasn't happy with the Chip Kelly firing. He spent the better part of his time in Philly remaking the roster into a team that will not make the playoffs.

A ton of odd moves that left players and fans confused. The Philadelphia Daily News properly applauds the firing.

The @PhillyDailyNews doesn't mince words or emotions with Chip Kelly firing. pic.twitter.com/UVqDfLjH8v
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) December 30, 2015

The Eagles Fired Chip Kelly And Nobody Is Happier Than This Eagles Fan

The Eagles finally got tired of Chip Kelly's act and sent his ass packing. Nobody was more excited than this youtuber eatdatpussy445, who is known for his Eagles videos.

He went on an epic celebration of Kelly's firing that probably speaks for all Eagles fans. See his NSFW rant/celebration after the jump.

Whoever is taking over in Philly has a ton of work to do.

Here is Rick Pitino maybe/maybe not flipping off some UK fans. I didn't even notice it while recording. Now it's one of ESPN's top stories on their website.
Posted by Adam Joseph Gatzke on Saturday, December 26, 2015

It Sure Looks Like A Middle Finger And The Guys In The Stands React Like It Is- College Spun

Jillian Michaels Covers Women's Health Magazine- Right Entertainment

The Cheerleaders And Dancers Of The Texas Bowl Is Amazing- College Cheerleader Heaven

ESPN's Different Reactions To Brady And Manning Allegations- Masshole Sports

Ashley Graham And Her Awesome Curves- Steakwood

Ron Rivera Spot On Take On Why The Panthers Have So Many Haters- Black And Blue Review

The Chapman Deal Creates Baseball's Best Bullpen- Bleeding Yankee Blue

The Colts Signed Josh Freeman And He Could Play Sunday

With Charlie Whitehurst placed on IR on Monday the Colts have signed free agent Josh Freeman. And he could actually start on Sunday. The Colts only other healthy quarterback os Stephen Morris, who they signed off of the Eagles practice squad.

Matt Hasselback is out nursing a separated shoulder and Andrew Luck is still not ready to return to the field with his lacerated kidney.

The Colts slim playoff hopes don't look any better with either QB option. I guess their Luck ran out.

See what happens when you mess with the Patriots.

Mike Tyson Is The Latest Hoverboard Victim

Mike Tyson slams about as hard as anyone will slam falling off a pink hoverboard. It sounds like one of his kids tried to warn him, but Mike didn't listen and paid for it.

He was so full of joy right before eating it too. That must be the hoverboard's trick, because people are getting worked over by them.

#hoverboard #knockout #MikeTysonBreaksBack #imtoooldforthisshit #cyboard

A video posted by Mike Tyson (@miketyson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 10:35am PST

Daily Laugh: Squirrel misses the branch

Here's a short video and a laugh for you today. Squirrel tries to jump from a fence to a small tree branch but can't quite stick the landing!

Paige Spiranac's Golf Swing Is Perfect

Truthfully I have no idea if Paige Spiranac's golf swing is perfect or not. It looks damn good in those tights. In my opinion this is all golf should be. Because if old white guys can do it, it's not a sport.

🤗

A video posted by Paige Spiranac (@_paige.renee) on Dec 27, 2015 at 4:19pm PST

This Dantonio vs Saban Light Saber Battle Video Is Why The Internet Was Created

You have to love this video of Mark Dantonio and Nick Saban battling it out with light sabers. They threw in Jim Harbaugh as the Sith Lord.

It's a great video. The reason the internet was invented. Well that and boobs.

Michigan State and Alabama face of on Thursday night to see who goes on. If you've seen Star Wars you know what eventually happens to Saban.

"I understand Peyton's frustration because legacies are sweat driven." - Ray Lewis on Monday Night Countdown https://t.co/k4TtY8XbC8
— ESPN Monday Night (@ESPNMondayNight) December 29, 2015

I have absolutely no idea what Ray Lewis is talking about here.

Suzy Kolber asked him about his own PED allegations in relation to what Peyton Manning is going through and the video above shows his response.

He was all over the place and I don't think ever actually addressed the original question.

I really love his biblical reference to "the fiery darts of the wicked" I think that applies perfectly to PED allegations. Wait what?

But my favorite line has to be, "me, myself and Steve Young." That is a thing of beauty.

What Is Going On With NFL Officiating?

I'm not even going to say a word about that bullshit call on Peanut Tillman on Sunday in Atlanta. I'm talking about last night's non reviewable play essentially being reviewed.

The referees missed a facemask penalty when A.J. McCarron's facemask was grabbed. Then right before the next play there is a whistle and a flag for a facemask.

What? It appears as if someone notified the referee of the penalty after they saw the replay. But a facemask is a non reviewable call, isn't it? I guess the NFL just makes up the rules as they go, Pro Football Talk:

“For those asking about the facemask, the input had to come from somewhere else. Had to be replay and it is not reviewable,” former NFL head of officiating Mike Pereira wrote on Twitter. “Nobody will convince me otherwise. I don’t like it. The rules don’t allow that. I know it is about getting it right but….”

Absolutely agree with Pereira here. You got the call right, that is great, but you didn't follow the proper procedure.

If every missed penalty is going to start being sent in from a replay official why even have the officials on the field? Or rules in place that outline what is reviewable?

Michael Jordan pays his respects to Kobe Bryant before his final game in Charlotte. 💯 #Legends https://t.co/7W1jKpGTvN
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 29, 2015

Michael Jordan delivered a message to Kobe Bryant on the arena's jumbotron befoe his last game in Charlotte. It is the city that drafted the future hall of famer.

What if they hadn't traded Kobe to the Lakers?

Future Manziel, Dirty 4Loko, Legendary pic.twitter.com/AYEqczetzW
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 29, 2015

Another video has surfaced of the, soon to be out of the NFL, QB partying. I get it he's a young kid and he's having fun. But with all the issues off the field because of partying and you still take video of it?

Really? How dumb is Johnny Manziel?

The latest video of the Browns latest failure at QB is from Christmas Eve. Browns head coach Mike Pettine was asked about it and said it's a concern and Johnny Football could find his ass back on the bench because of it.

Aroldis Chapman Is Now A Yankee And The Daily Links

The Very Best Of Ashley Manning- Terez Owens

We Should All Be Paying More Attention To Elyse Knowles- Guy Hut

Derek Jeter And MJ Went Gambling In The Bahamas- Busted Coverage

Ana Braga Knows How To Celebrate Christmas- Steakwood

Someone Turned The Lights Out On Chip Kelly- Bob's Blitz

Johnny Football Threw A Pass To His Lineman- Fat Man Writing

Dan Uggla Can't Hit And He Can't Ride A Hoverboard

Check out Dan Uggla riding a hoverboard with his kids and then slamming hard on the pavement. The MLB free agent might want to stay away from dangerous activities until he gets a new contract.

Although his .183 batting average last year might keep him from a new contract anyway. Good thing the Braves blew a ton of money on him so he can buy stupid things like hoverboards.

Hilarious! He will prob kill me for posting because he is actually amazing on these things like he is at everything but I caught him not paying attention...😂😂😂 also,I've seen grown men not even able to get on them and these two kids nailed it on their first day! They got the athlete gene. #phunkeeduck #hoverboard #athletes #ornot #cmondad

A video posted by Janette Uggla (@janetteuggla) on Dec 25, 2015 at 3:37pm PST

LeBron James Jr. Is better at basketball than you

..... and he is winning more championships. This is his back to back win of a Holiday championship and the kid has skills! Guess basketball can run in the family! Get ready for him to take over the game just like his dad did.

Rondo Left Cousins Hanging So He High Fived Himself

Rajon Rondo is one of the worst teammates in the NBA. He acts like an ass even to teammates he likes, as you can see in the video.

DeMarcus Cousins, a teammate Rondo actually likes, goes in for a five and has to high five himself because Rondo completely ignored him.

It is fun to watch people respond to being left hanging.

@shredz 💪🏼🙌🏽 There's nothing more empowering then seeing the positive results from your hard work! I get my protein in from my favorite @shredz chocolate flavor protein & amazing energy from my burner max! Hard work pays off 💪🏼 #Shredz #ShredzAmbassador #FitMom

A photo posted by Daphne Joy (@daphnejoy) on Dec 17, 2015 at 2:13pm PST

Daphne Joy's perfect body doing some working out in this Live Rich Media video is all the motivation needed to get your ass in shape. It's that time of year, right after Thanksgiving and Christmas, where we put off working out until the new year.

If you aren't going to get your fat ass up until next year you can watch this video a few hundred times to get some quick cardio in.

The Rams Punter Knocked Down A Seattle LB Who Wasn't Looking Then Avoided Being Hit By Falling Down

Rams punter Johnny Hekker has no problem hitting other players, as long as they're not looking. He knocked a Seattle linebacker to the ground when he wasn't looking and then curled up in a ball on the ground his next punt to avoid getting hit.

What a fairy.

I think If I was one of the Seahawks I would have hit him anyway. You don't hit someone who isn't looking and then lay on the ground.

Johnny Manziel Slammed His Helmet Down After Time Ran Out On Browns Comeback Attempt

The Chiefs hung on and won a close game 17-13 against the Browns to make the playoffs. The clock ran out on the Browns attempted comeback and Johnny Manziel wasn't happy about it.

He took his helmet off and slammed it down in disgust. It's something Browns fans have been doing with their own equipment all season.

There is always next season....

Clay Matthews Is A Dick

Any guy who purposely keeps their hair wet is a dick. So it should come as no surprise that Clay Matthews is a dick.

During the beautiful sight that was the Packers 38-8 loss to the Cardinals, Matthews hit Carson Palmer and then pulled back an extended hand.

That's right, Matthews acted like he was going to help Palmer up and then pulled his hand away.

Like a hair wetting dick.

I love the fact that FOX sent their A team to cover the game, because they not so secretly love Aaron Rodgers, and the Packers got stomped and Rodgers was benched.

Did I mention how much I enjoy the fact that the Packers got blown out?

Jarvis Landry Made A One Handed Catch That Might Be The Catch Of The Year

The Dolphins aren't going to have much to cheer about at the conclusion on this season, but this catch by Jarvis Landry will be one of them. His one handed catch with a defender all over him is one of the best catches all season. Nothing like throwing your hat into the best catch of the year discussion in week 16.

Arthur Blank Dabbing After His Shitty Team Won A Game

The Falcons beat the Panthers yesterday and you would think the Falcons won the Super Bowl. The fact of the matter is the Falcons still suck and won't be participating in the postseason.

The owner of the Falcons, Arthur Blank, dabbing after a regular season win when his team isn't going to the playoffs is why Atlanta can't have nice things.

The Panthers, except for the opening drive, just didn't show up. It happens to good teams. Especially when they draxxed them sklounts a couple of weeks ago.

So here is Mr. Blanks and attractive members of his family celebrating.

Cam Newton On First Loss Of The Season "We Got Our Ass Kicked Today"

Cam Newton spoke with the media following the Panthers first loss of the season to the Falcons. He said this of Panthers first loss of the season, "we got our ass kicked today."

Newton followed that up by saying they deserved to lose the game, because of their poor play.

They still have work to do and need a win or a Cardinals loss next week to wrap up home field throughout the playoffs.

Panthers Are Going For 15-0 And Locking Up Home Field Until Super Bowl 50

The Panthers are going for 15-0 and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. I would say Cam Newton looks pretty relaxed.

Keep Pounding...to Super Bowl 50.

Mike Ditka trashed Al Jazeera on Sunday NFL Countdown https://t.co/VpTHkt55vV pic.twitter.com/3SL4tCqIBi
— Fred @ KrustySox com (@greatmonkeysuit) December 27, 2015

Mike Ditka responded to Peyton Manning's denial by trashing Al Jazeera. The old ball coach said they were not a creditable news organization. He continued by calling them garbage.

I think it depends on what side you fall on politically as to whether or not Al Jazeera is a creditable. But you can't help but wonder how they moved forward with a story when the provider of the information said it wasn't true.

Al Jazeera's PED Story Claiming Peyton Manning Took HGH Is Based On Made Up Information

Al Jazeera is releasing a documentary on Sunday about athletes and doping called The Dark Side: Secrets of the Sports Dopers. It turns out the man who was used to put Peyton Manning's name out there, as well as other athletes, made it up.

Charlie Sly recanted his story when he found out Al Jazeera was going to use it, because he claims he made it up, via ESPN:

Sly told ESPN on Saturday night that he recanted his story to Al Jazeera when he realized that it had used information he had "made up" to Liam Collins, a British hurdler and the undercover reporter who he said was trying to get into the supplementation business.

Sly said he was a student intern at the Guyer Institute in 2013 rather than 2011, as the Al Jazeera story alleges.

DeMarco Murray Fumbled And Handed The Redskins The NFC East

In a division that nobody wanted, the Redskins won it. The Eagles certainly didn't want to win the division.

DeMarco Murray fumbled the division away and it was picked up and run in for a touchdown by the Redskins.

This should be the end of Chip Kelly in Philadelphia.

A Former Employee Of An Indy Anti-Aging Clinic Claims Peyton Manning Was Given HGH

A new Al Jazeera report claims that Peyton Manning was given HGH by an Indy anti-aging clinic, via HuffPo:

An Indianapolis anti-aging clinic supplied quarterback Peyton Manning with human growth hormone, a performance-enhancing drug banned by the NFL, a pharmacist who once worked at the clinic asserts in a new special report from Al Jazeera’s Investigative Unit.

The report, “The Dark Side,” is the result of a monthslong investigation in which Liam Collins, a British hurdler, went undercover in an attempt to expose the widespread nature of performance-enhancing drugs in global sports.

Is this the secret to the size of Manning's head? He has to be the highest profile athlete mentioned in the report, right?

So many questions now! Like is Al Jazeera really a news orginization? And is nothing sacred anymore? I mean athletes taking PEDs, what is this world coming to?

Manning of course denied the allegations, but so did every single athlete ever caught taking PEDs.

What if it's true? Do you think it would actually be a bigger story than deflategate?

Rick Pitino Gave Kentucky Fans The Finger

Rick Pitino gave #BBN a special type of good-bye wave after Louisville's loss to Kentucky. (via @Fine_and_Tandy) pic.twitter.com/BjyAD8RWMz
— 120 Sports (@120Sports) December 26, 2015

Rick Pitino denies giving Kentucky fans the finger as he left the floor following Louisville's loss to Kentucky. Also you really can't see what finger he puts up, but given the fact that it's Pitino you believe it's the middle finger. The former Kentucky head coach didn't have a pleasant homecoming.

Have been in the Christmas Spirit since this @FozzyWhitt moment today. pic.twitter.com/A5CyvdyB2K
— David Newton (@DNewtonespn) December 25, 2015

This is fantastic. Fozzy Whitaker singing a Christmas song dressed as a reindeer is exactly what should be going on in an undefeated locker room.

Going for 15-0 and completely finishing off the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday. And not a bit of stress.

Goodnight from @bentleyceleste and I. Hopping u get everything u asked for and more! 🎅🏽😘💋🎁 #christmas #merryChristmas #christmasEve #yorkie #puppylove

A photo posted by Arianny Celeste UFC® (@ariannyceleste) on Dec 24, 2015 at 10:28pm PST

Arianny Celeste gave us a bunch of Christmas presents this year and I have crowned her the winner of Christmas. Her topless game this holiday season was amazing.

Arianny and her topless game is preparing us for an awesome 2016.

RIP Jeremy Lin's Ankles

Jeremy Lin may have not yet recovered from this series of crossovers James Harden (and his beard) put on him. The fall and the made shot afterwards are more icing on the cake or ice on the ankles of the faux-hawk sporting Hornet. Something you may see in your local gym seems to be made much worse on a professional scale!

Baby It's Cold Outside Is One Of Most Inappropriate Songs There Is

An Honest Performance Of "Baby It's Cold Outside" from Funny Or Die

Funny or Die created the exact scenario that runs through my mind every time I hear this song. It has to be one of the most inappropriate songs. And yet we hear it every single year.

I can't believe with how politically correct everyone is nowadays this song is still played on the radio.

This Is The True Meaning Of Christmas: Kid Lost His Mind When He Got The Wrong Game

Come on mom. You can't just swap 2K15 for 2K16! What is your problem mom? The thought does not count for shit.

She's lucky that kid didn't fire the game at her face.

Isn't Christmas a beautiful time of year?

The Lakers Didn't Get A Shot Off On A 4 On 1 Fast Break

If there was any doubt that the Lakers are tanking this season there isn't now. Besides the fact that they're letting Kobe out on the floor to shoot it forty times a game, they didn't even get a shot off on a 4 on 1 fast break.

Not that they were going to beat the Clippers or anything, but how do you not get a shot off in this situation unless you're tanking. Hell they didn't even get a pass off.

This is what the NBA lottery has created in the NBA. Every year there are at least 3 or 4 teams who aren't even trying to be competitive.

It's time to get rid of the lottery.

Charlotte McKinney Is A Great Way To Wrap Up Christmas And Get The Weekend Started

If you thought you had already opened all of your Christmas presents, Charlotte McKinney has one more for you. We must have been pretty good this year because this picture of McKinney in lingerie is a great way to wrap up Christmas and get the weekend started.

Warriors Fan Caught Calling LeBron A Crybaby By LeBron

This woman got caught calling LeBron James a crybaby behind his back by LeBron. Classic getting caught making fun of someone face.

I guess he's not as big of a crybaby as she was making him out to be. Her reaction is so white girl.

RGIII's Wife Coming In Hot With Her RGIIs For Christmas

Check out Robert Griffin III's wife and her rack coming in hot for Christmas. I guess we know what RGIII will be opening later.

Not a bad present for a practice squad quarterback. I bet there are plenty of QBs who aren't opening a gift half this nice.

Enjoy the day with your family!!! #MerryChristmas #PajamaDay pic.twitter.com/rwxbwd37AS
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) December 25, 2015

Charles Woodson addresses the fans after his final home game at the Coliseum. What a moment for one of the best. https://t.co/R7llFbDG7f
— NFL (@NFL) December 25, 2015

Charles Woodson played his last home game on Christmas Eve in Oakland last night. It might be the last game in Oakland period. The Raiders fans, despite being naughty, got an early Christmas present with their team pulled off the 23-20 win in overtime.

After the game Woodson addressed the crowd. As bad as the team might want to move the NFL shouldn't let them. That fan base, as rowdy and obnoxious as they are, supports their team no matter what. They should have to stay in Oakland.

Merry Christmas everybody. Enjoy a few beautiful ladies bringing holiday cheer to the world as only they can.

P.K Subban's Winter Wonderland Will Hit You Right In Your Feels

P.K. Subban of the Montreal Canadiens gave the children at the Montreal Children's Hospital a winter wonderland to celebrate the holidays. This is the same children's hospital that Subban donated $10 million to. A lot of athletes could learn from Subban.

He teamed with the Air Canada Foundation to give the children an awesome time.

What a great way to give back to kids who need someone to put a smile on their faces. Subban hung out with the children during their celebration too.

If You Don't Have Haters You're Not Poppin

Josh Norman gave you the saying of the week when he was talking about hater Roddy White. "If you don't have haters you're not poppin" is my new favorite saying.

Who does Roddy White think he is? The Panthers just stomped the Falcons 38-0 a couple of weeks ago. And he's running his mouth?

You're team didn't even score and you only had 4 catches for 35 yards. And you call out one of the best corners in the game? Get out of here with that bull shit.

White noise indeed!

Kristaps Porzingis Wanted None Of This LeBron Dunk

Kristaps Porzingis knew better than to try to block this LeBron James dunk. He played a pretty good bull fighter on this one.

You can talk junk if you want, but you really can't fault Porzingis for this one. He's had a great start to his rookie year and has some pretty good blocks to go with it.

No need to ruin his confidence by getting dunked on by LeBron.

A Drone Fell Out Of The Sky And Came Inches From Destroying A Skier

This almost ended very badly for the skier. I'm guessing anyway, I don't speak whatever language the announcers do. It is clear he came just a few inches from taking a drone to the head. We can only imagine what the wreckage would have looked like sliding down the hill following a drone to the head.

Charlotte McKinney Did A LOVE Advent Video And My Christmas Is Now Complete

The Charlotte McKinney LOVE Advent is awesome. I don't know about you but I don't need another gift this Christmas. I have all I need.

So unless you have something to top this video just take it back I don't want it. The only gift I will take is Charlotte in my living room on Christmas.

NFL Picks 2015, Week 16 - from Archer Avenue

Check out more from me, including movie reviews & movie trailers, at Archer Avenue (archeravenue.net). Also, follow me on Twitter @OlieCoen for sports & movie talk.

Here are my NFL Week 16 Picks

(13-3 last week, 145-79 for the season)

Bye teams: none

Odell Beckham Jr's Suspension Upheld, Apology Issued

The one game suspension of Odell Beckham Jr. has been upheld. Despite an earlier report from a certain ESPN analyst, the NFL did not overturn his suspension. I think most people can agree with that decision.

Odell Beckham Jr.'s one-game suspension stands. Suspension upheld. Giants will not have OBJ vs. Vikings.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 23, 2015

Following the announcement that his suspension would be upheld, Beckham released a statement on Twitter apologizing for his actions. I'm actually impressed he did so. Some say he should apologize directly to Josh Norman for the hit, I think this is sufficient.

pic.twitter.com/AO61oYhe2S
— Odell Beckham Jr (@OBJ_3) December 23, 2015

Harley n I hittin the weights #workoutbuddy @benbrunotraining

A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Dec 23, 2015 at 11:03am PST

Thunder Treats Coming Through With Another Hump Day Hottie- Thunder Treats

A Baldwin Worth Your Time- Guy Hut

Gotta Love Plus Size Models!- Steakwood

Russell Westbrook’s Craziest Outfit Yet- Terez Owens

The Old 4th And Goal Punt- Bob's Blitz

Big Dummy Ron Jaworski Falsely Reported That Odell Beckham's Suspension Had Been Overturned

Ron Jaworski falsely tweeted out that Odell Beckham Jr's suspension had been overturned. As of right this minute there hasn't been a decision announced.

Jaws sent a clarification tweet. But it is a little disturbing that Jaws would tweet this. It means he heard it from somewhere which means it's a possibility.

If you're allowed to intentionally spear another player in the helmet after a play when they're not looking. Then you can do whatever you want on the field.

It doesn't matter what was said to OBJ you can't go after a player with the intention of injuring them and that's what he did.

Sorry, Still waiting on final OFFCIAL release on OBJ. I'll leave the reporting to our true pro insiders @mortreport and @AdamSchefter
— Ron Jaworski (@jawsespn) December 23, 2015

Stedman Bailey Went For A Jog Around The Hospital

Stedman Bailey continues to make progress as he recovers from two gun shot wounds to the head. The Rams receiver still has a long way to go, but jogging less than a month after getting shot is a good sign.

Still no word on whether Bailey will ever play football again. Rams Jeff Fisher expressed his doubts and at this point it looks like a long shot, but you never know with a determined athlete.

Started out walking, now we take light jogs through the hospital! But look @ GOD 😇🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽😇😇😇! & he's still working on me ! #BaileyStrong #staytuned #determinedtosucceed 🏃🏽😇 video cred: mommy

A video posted by Stedman Bailey (@iamsbxii) on Dec 20, 2015 at 4:56pm PST

Is Bill Belichick a candy cane guy? #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/qxgTWOWNl0
— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) December 23, 2015

A reporter asked Bill Belichick about Santa's naughty list and another asked him whether he is a candy cane guy. Stupid questions? No! This is journalism you wouldn't understand.

Belichick, in classic Belichick style, said he was not a hard candy guy. We need more Bill Belichicks.

Bruins Play By Play Announcer Sang We Wish You A Merry Christmas During A Fight

Bruins play by play announcer, Jack Edwards, sang "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" during Tyler Randell and Ryan Reaves' fight last night. Nothing says Christmas like a good old fashioned fist fight.

How awesome is this? Edwards is completely out of his mind and enjoying every single moment of this fight.

Rose Bertram's Christmas Spectacular Proves She Has Star Written All Over Her

You can't fault Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for choosing Rose Bertram to be in their Christmas video.

The hot first year SI Swimsuit model has star written all over her. Am I right?

Of course I am.

Jaromir Jagr Had Four Teeth Knocked Out On A High Stick To The Mouth

Jaromir Jagr took a high stick to the mouth that knocked out four of his teeth. I'm guessing he didn't put them in his sock for safe keeping.

There was no penalty on the play despite the high stick taking place right in the middle of the action.

Jagr, as you'd expect, returned to the game because he don't need no stinking teeth. He had the perfect response to losing his teeth on twitter.

.@dabreu91 @dustinhart_ @GatorsMBK Here's Zach at full speed! #GoGators pic.twitter.com/I4J6ESYJG0
— Florida Gators (@FloridaGators) December 23, 2015

Walk on guard Zach Hodskins scored his first points at the college level. The sophomore wad born with only one hand.

Hodskins didn't just hit an easy wide open shot either. He put his defender on spin cycle before scoring and getting fouled.

He's only played in seven minutes this season and is now 1-4 shooting. Wouldn't it be great to see more of him on the floor?

Justin Blackmon's DUI Arrest Video Is Here

TMZ Sports posted Justin Blackmon's DUI arrest video. The former Jaguars receiver obviously had more than the two drinks he claimed.

This is Blackmon's second DUI since 2012 and his fourth substance abuse arrest. I don't think this is going to help him get back into the NFL. H

Blackmon has been suspended indefinitely since 2013 after his third violation of the substance abuse policy.

What a waste of talent.

Justise Winslow Walked A Mile To His Posterization Of Ersan Ilyasova!

Justise Winslow was allowed to take four or five steps on his way to a posterization of Ersan Ilyasova. Because the NBA doesn't care how many steps you take as long as you finish with a three pointer or a dunk.

If the NBA cared about how many steps do you think they'd post this video talking about the posterization?

The NFL Bans Foreign Objects Unrelated To The Uniform

The NFL has once again lost sight of the issue at hand. This time Executive VP Troy Vincent sent a memo to the NFL teams about foreign objects on the field. Because the Panthers brought a bat with them during pregame warm-ups and Odell Beckham threw a fit like a small child.

The bat was never used as a weapon nor did it even come close to harming the cry baby Odell Beckham. Someone was holding the bat as they talked smack to Odell. He couldn't handle it and now nobody can have any kind of fun.

Odell on the other hand completely lost his mind during the game and several times used actual weapons on the field, his hands and his helmet. He was not ejected from the game.

Hey Troy did you send a memo to the referees to remind them that if a player throws punches, or purposely attempts to hurt another player, that they should be ejected from the game? Or is that Mr. Blandino's department.

What a joke.

This afternoon, @NFL executive VP @TroyVincent23 sent this memo to teams regarding foreign objects on the field pic.twitter.com/4EEAI19SFk
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) December 22, 2015

Bismack Biyombo Needs To Work On His Moves In The Paint

Bismack Biyombo managed to pull off one of the worst moves in the paint that you'll see on a big man. The Raptors center looked as if he was going to go up for a fairly open shot down low. He then just let the ball drop to the floor.

It's one of the worst moves you'll ever see down low. Go up strong big man. You had an open look.

Eli Manning Defended Odell Beckham And The Daily Links

Eli Manning Must Have Been Watching Something Else Because He Defended Odell Beckham- Bob's Blitz

Female UFC Fighter Arrested For Kicking Two Guys In The Nuts- Terez Owens

Tyrod Taylor Bought His Lineman TVs- Next Impulse Sports

These Rosa Acosta Pictures Just Broke The Internet- Guy Hut

Kourtney Kardashian Getting In The Naked Picture Game- Steakwood

This Is Not How You Should Tackle- Fat Man Writing

These Cheerleaders Will Get You In The Christmas Spirit- Pro Cheerleader Heaven

Here's What The NFL Thinks Of The New Concussion Movie

Outside The Lines is reporting that the NFL is pulling out of a project to study the relationship between the football and brain disease.

The NFL, which spent years criticizing researchers who warned about the dangers of football-related head trauma, has backed out of one of the most ambitious studies yet on the relationship between football and brain disease, sources familiar with the project told Outside the Lines.

The seven-year, $16 million initiative was to be funded out of a $30 million research grant the NFL gave the National Institutes of Health in 2012. The NFL has said repeatedly that it has no control over how that money is spent, but the league balked at this study, sources said, because the NIH awarded the project to a group led by Dr. Robert Stern, a prominent Boston University researcher who has been critical of the league.

The NFL isn't going to take criticism of their handling of head injuries lying down. This is just the beginning of these types of stunts. Especially with this Concussion movie hitting theaters.

This Game Of Twister Should Have Been Televised Instead Of The Lions-Saints Game

This game of twister with adult film star Nikki Benz and her friends looks a lot more entertaining than the Monday Night Football game. The Lions and the Saints battled each other to see which team could suck a little less.

I watched that garbage when I could have been watching this. Thanks to our friends at Guy Hut I still get to see it.

Better late than never.

Aaron Rodgers And Chris Paul Did Trick Shots With Dude Perfect

Who knew Aaron Rodgers and Chris Paul were good at trick shots? The NFL quarterback and NBA point guard hung out with trick shot kings Dude Perfect.

The two also revealed other things we didn't know about them. Rodgers is a Taylor Swift fan and Paul doesn't stop at gas stations at night.

A couple of facts I will absolutely be dedicating some space to.

Matthew Stafford of the #Lions breaks out the Ray Lewis dance... and does it remarkably well. @TheCauldron pic.twitter.com/LovVQexFc8
— RN's Funhouse (@RNs_Funhouse) December 22, 2015

In one of the most meaningless games of the season the Lions put up 35 on the Saints to win the game. During the postgame interview with the MNF crew Matthew Stafford was asked to break out the Ray Lewis and he nailed it.

Take that Drew Brees! With all your stupid records on a crappy team.

I wonder if Stafford saw the tape of the guys trashing the entire Lions franchise before the game. Especially that mush head Steve Young.

Probably not because he did their stupid postgame interview.

Check out the New Sport: Crashed Ice!

Check out a new sport that should be in the olympics. They are calling it Crashed Ice and it looks pretty intense. I'd definitely watch if it were in the Olympics! Like a roller derby, downhill skiing and speed skiing. What do you think?!

Eric Hosmer Taught Kacie McDonnell How To Hit

Kansas City might have a new pinch hitter next season. Kacie McDonnell has been taking some personal batting lessons with her boyfriend, Royals first baseman, Eric Hosmer.

McDonnell can swing the bat a little, in some flops too. Man one foul ball off of her barefoot might end her baseball career before it gets started.

A bowl of bleach might be a less painful option than BP. ***also. Wearing a coverup***

A video posted by Kacie McDonnell (@kaciemcdonnell) on Dec 21, 2015 at 7:47am PST

Rudy Gay Pulled Off On Of The Worst Alley-Oop Attempts You'll Ever See

Rudy Gay missed horribly on his attempt to finish off an alley-oop. It's one of the worst attempts you'll see at the NBA level.

I know they're not perfect, but they are professional athletes. He has to know where he is on the court and that he's not going to be able to dunk this.

"2015 is going to be my last season playing in the NFL." - @CwoodsonF pic.twitter.com/RSHTimFOji
— OAKLAND RAIDERS (@RAIDERS) December 22, 2015

Charles Woodson is retiring at the end of the season. The 39 year old is having a pretty good season and appears to want to t leave the NFL on top.

Well on top of his game anyway. The Raiders aren't going to make the playoffs.

Woodson is in his 18th year in the league and has done it all. Multiple Pro Bowls, a Super Bowl victory and racked up some records along the way.

Going out when you can still play at a high level is the way to do it. Kobe Bryant's farewell tour is just sad.

Hawks Player Lost A Tooth And Put It In His Sock

Dennis Schroder of the Hawks lost a tooth in the middle of the game last night and put it in his sock. Where else is he supposed to put it?

Those shorts don't have any pockets. And I don't see his momma anywhere with a zip lock bag.

So you say you wanna be a baller?

Gregg Popovich Gave George Hill A Hard Time About His Hair

Gregg Popovich messes with George Hill about his hair pic.twitter.com/RLc7f2klkD
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) December 22, 2015

George Hill is walking around with some fresh blonde hair these days. That caught the eye of Gregg Popovich, who lives to give people a hard time, and he couldn't help but comment on it.

Clearly Pop was amused by himself. It's good to see the old man smile.

Odell Beckham Jr. has been suspended for one game.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 21, 2015

No One Has Ever Been More Excited For A Photobomb Than Ryan Fitzpatrick- Thunder Treats

Mia Khalifa Looked Hot In Wizards Jersey- Guy Hut

Ray Rice Playing Catch At Party- Terez Owens

Meet The Cheerleaders & Dancers of the Miami Beach Bowl- College Cheerleader Heaven

American Idol Alum Arrested For Possession Of Marijuana- Right Entertainment

Odell Beckham Jr. Claims Josh Norman Threatened Him With A Bat During Pregame

Is this dude serious? Are people actually believing that Odell Beckham Jr. was threatened by a mystery Panther in street clothes with a bat? And then the bat was given to Josh Norman.

I guess that made Odell shit his pants or something.

What was Norman going to do? Run to the sidelines and get the bat and bring it on the field with him?

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Nothing Says Christmas Like A Bill Belichick Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Mashup

Someone made a mashup of Bill Belichick singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." This is one of the better mashups you'll see.

Who knew Bill had a soft spot for anything, especially the holidays?

Lyna Perez Shaking Her Jingle Bells For Christmas Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day

This truly is the best time of year. If you already don't think so this Lyna Perez video of her shaking her breasts for Christmas is sure to change your mind.

While there is no nudity it probably falls into the NSFW category. Unless your employer thinks women shaking their breasts to Christmas music is appropriate.

Snoop Dogg Went On A NSFW Rant About The Eagles And Chip Kelly

Snoop Dogg lost his fantasy league playoff game and he wasn't happy about it. Apparently the Eagles and Chip Kelly were to blame.

Snoop took to Instagram in a couple of NSFW videos to trash the Eagles and their head coach. The videos are absolutely internet gold.

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