Krusty Sox Sports: March 2016

Thursday, March 31, 2016

James Harden Crossed Over A BGWG And Dunked On Another

James Harden went into attack mode when he saw the path to the rim was lined with BGWGs. As he should. He easily shook the first dude before posterizing Pau Gasol.

Someone gave Khloe her own TV show. During this preview for her new show "Kocktails With Khloe" she shocks the world and reveals she's never seen a white penis.

Sara Underwood owns Instagram. She's consistently posting drop dead gorgeous pictures. Her underboob game is unstoppable.

This latest post takes that unstoppable underboob game to new amazing heights. What will she do to top this?

Blake Griffin Got Naked On Broad City And The Daily Links

Blake Griffin Got Naked On Broad City- Terez Owens

Abigail Ratchford's Booty Broke A Dress- Guy Hut

Size Matters On Spring Break- Steakwood

K-State Fans Should Root For Oklahoma- Sprots Takes

Watch This Dude Own Wheel Of Fortune- College Spun

Andrew Miler Is Going To Pitch With Fractured Wrist Because Andrew Miller Isn't A Pussy

Andrew Miller said he doesn't see any reason why he can't pitch. And that's fucking music to my ears. The three headed monster will be without only one of its heads to start the year.

Haha The Red Sox Benched Pablo Sandoval's Ass

The Red Sox announced today that Travis Shaw will be the opening day starting third baseman. He beat out the veteran Pablo Sandoval's fat ass because he can't field anymore.

The David Ortiz farewell tour will keep the Big Panda from getting much time at DH too. Meaning they have a guy sitting on their bench who they owe a shitload of money to.

They better make that call to San Diego before it's too late. Haha I love when the Red Sox make shitty signings. Which also means I'm happy as hell that Theo isn't there anymore. That guy didn't make many of them.

Dana White announced that the Conor McGregor-Nate Diaz rematch will go down at UFC 200 in July. Also on the card will be a Frankie Edgar and Jose Aldo fight to determine who Conor will fight next.

Chris Christie On Boomer And Carton Explains His M&M Eating Habits

Chris Christie called the show to clarify his M&M eating habits. He was first pouring a bag into a box and the reason why is, "the bag is flimsy the box is solid."

It is probably his next campaign slogan. He gets really into his whole M&M eating process. He's a God damn pro eater.

It's no secret that Laci Kay is a huge Golden State Warriors fan. It's also no secret that she's a very hot model.

When both of those things combine you get her latest post on Instagram. A celebratory post as only she can.

I hope there's another awesome post after the Warriors break the Bulls regular season record.

Kobe Gave Lamar Odom Tickets To Last Night's Game

The Kardashians let Lamar Odom out by himself last night after Kobe left his former teammate some tickets. Well maybe not by himself. But he was without a Kardashian.

It's hard to look good after almost dying, but I have to admit that Lamar looks pretty good. Especially for a dude that almost died.

Lamar Odom walking into the Staples Center. Amazing. Told me he is feeling good. pic.twitter.com/9QoK9Na1pO
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) March 31, 2016

I guess a hater has to hate. Jason Chimera took the butt end of his stick and smacked rookie Shayne Gostisbehere in the stomach with it.

The announcers seem to indicate that he's a target because he's in the rookie of the year conversation.

Dustin Byfuglien absolutely destroyed Mark Stone with this huge shot. Stone did leave the game, but he's a hockey player so he returned.

D'Angelo Russell Was Booed At Home Last Night

During the pregame introductions D'Angelo Russell was booed by the Lakers home crowd. It turns out they're not fans of his video.

The miserable Lakers season is almost over and who knows what happens then. Maybe the video bought him a ticket out of LA.

That wouldn't be a bad thing. Unless the destination is Philly.

Mixed reviews for D'Angelo Russell's intro in tonight's starting lineups pic.twitter.com/IcdHNmkgVk
— Serena Winters (@SerenaWinters) March 31, 2016

Kate Bock Uncovered For SI Swimsuit

Kate Bock uncovered in Malta for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Kate is a freaking star in the making. This behind the scenes look at her hot photo shoot proves that.

MRI Reveals Andrew Miller Has A Chip Fracture In His Wrist

Son of a bitch! The Yankees three headed bullpen monster might be down to one head to open the season. We already know Chapman has been hit with a 30 game suspension.

Now Andrew Miller could open the season on the DL. He was hit with a line drive on his right wrist and an MRI revealed a chip fracture.

This would be a huge fucking blow to what was supposed to be the Yanks strength this season.

Stephen Jackson tells it like it is on ESPN when talking about the D'Angelo Russell-Nick Young situation, "snitches get stitches."

Bert And Ernie Regulate And The Hump Day Links

Bert And Ernie "Regulate" Mashup- Bob's Blitz

Chick In A "LeBron Is A Bitch" Shirt Gets A Pic With Rajon Rondo- Terez Owens

Lindsey Pelas Bouncing Around Will Never Get Old- Guy Hut

Brooke Evers Took A Donut Bath- Steakwood

Meet Villanova Cheerleader Kristin- Cheer Heaven

Spring training is wrapping up and Ryan Zimmerman looks to be in mid-season form. The Nationals first baseman used to be a third baseman but couldn't throw the ball to first base. So they moved him and he still can't play the field.

It sounds to me like our pal Stephen A has some secrets he doesn't want to get out. He is really mad at D'Angelo Russell for secretly recording Nick Young admitting to cheating on his girlfriend.

Jeff Carter's trip to the penalty box included a woman grabbing her breasts. As should all penalty box visits.

How is this even possible? I think we have a case of a deflated ball on our hands. Did the Orlando Magic deflate the basketball so that Bubba Watson's weak girl arms could throw the basketball far enough?

I'm not sure the Cavs losing a 20 point lead and losing a regular season game is enough to cry about. LeBron hasn't left yet, so they'll be back in The Finals this year.

This has got to make it to the top of the list for bitch moves in the NHL. Duncan Keith of the Blackhawks was ejected for hitting Charlie Coyle of the Wild in the face with his stick.

LeBron was given the night off to rest. He must have taken that to mean he was given the night off to coach. Because that's what the Cavs star did.

Aaron Gordon Took Off For An Impressive Dunk

I guess it's impressive. I mean I can't do it, but I feel like a free path to the basket for Aaron Gordon should count a little less than if he posterized a 7 footer.

Montrezl Harrell shoved a referee to the ground because that's how they get down in the D League. It will cost him five games.

Von Miller can't stop farting. He's been farting on DWTS so much that his partner is fining him $100 bucks for every toot.

Tim Tebow's NFL dream is likely over, we can hope anyway. So he'll need something to do when he's not on the SEC Network.

💡 HERE WE GO BABY! #instagronk #firstgram #nofilter #obviously #gronkspike #you #laugh #me #happy #love #fun #patriots #blessed #hashtag

A video posted by Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) on Mar 29, 2016 at 10:01am PDT

Gronk Joined Instagram As Only Gronk Could- Guy Hut

Was Jon Jones Racially Profiled?- Terez Owens

Ariel Winter Has Some Giant Eggs In Her Easter Basket- Steakwood

Check Out This Coach Pop-Craig Sager Pin For Cancer Research- Bob's Blitz

The Expos Once Tried To Trade For Jeter- Barstool Sports

It looks like Brian Windhorst's diabetes acted up and he momentarily fell asleep on ESPN. That or he is finally tired of talking about LeBron.

Hot Reporter At Her First Game Took A Hockey Puck To The Head

KWWL reporter Jessica Hartman was attended her first USHL game when she took a hockey puck to the head. The story has gone somewhat viral because Jessica is a hottie.

And she shared this picture of her injury.

Ashley Graham is becoming a certified cover model. The SI Swimsuit cover girl is now on the cover of the latest issue of Maxim.

Matt Harvey Getting Blood Clots In His Bladder From Not Peeing Enough Is Classic

Sure all of those stories about Matt Harvey banging supermodels are nice. But this new one about having blood clots in his bladder from not peeing enough is my favorite.

Jim Irsay Compared The Risks Of Playing Football To Bobsledding And Taking Aspirin

Another insane NFL owner with another insane statement about the risks of playing football. I know they have a lot of money to protect here, but are they running this shit by anyone before they say it?

Colts owner Jim Irsay compared the risk of football to bobsledding and taking an aspirin. I'm not even joking, via Sports Business Daily:

Erin Andrews had to remind Antonio Brown that Dancing With The Stars was a family show. That's because the Steelers wide receiver told her the hardest part about the dance was blood flow.

Kobe's last stop in Utah got a little weird. A fan wearing Lakers gear was spotted smelling his armband after he tossed it into the seats.

Jon Jones Was Pulled Over For Drag Racing

Jon Jones was pulled over for drag racing. The exchange with the officer was recorded and wasn't pleasant. The MMA fighter is adamant that he wasn't drag racing. Repeatedly telling the officer he was not drag racing.

Instagram Model Fight Coming In Hot And The Daily Links

Instagram Model Fight Coming In Hot- Guy Hut

Marshawn Lynch Sparred With A UFC Champ- Terez Owens

Maria Sharapova Spotted In A Bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Braves Cut Nick Swisher, He's Still Owed $15 Million- FOX Sports

Arianny Celeste Got Naked- Steakwood

I've seen a couple stories on Joey Votto's new batters box routine on sites like Busted Coverage and Deadspin. I was fighting off meat sweats on the couch yesterday and watching the Reds game on MLB Network when I saw Votto doing this.

I knew I should have grabbed a quick vine or Twitter video of Joey Votto when I saw his crazy new routine. Luckily someone sent me a video.

Chuck Liddell said he could beat Jon Jones when he was in his prime. He then took it a step further and said he could beat him now.

Back in the his prime a fight between Liddell and Jones might have been a good one. As for now, that's a different story.

Hannah Storm French Braided Josh Donaldson's Hair During An Interview

Hannah Storm did an interview with Josh Donaldson that ended up with the two talking about hair and makeup. They played patty cake and braided each other's hair.

Step one to Donaldson being a badass as he revealed during the interview that he wanted to be. Nothing says badass like hair braiding with Hannah Storm.

The interview also proves there is no difference between men and women covering sports. No difference at all.

Hannah Storm french braided Josh Donaldson's hair.https://t.co/cqq207J9Om pic.twitter.com/N6ZHGUEzd4
— Fred@KrustySoxSports (@greatmonkeysuit) March 28, 2016

Boogie is hell bent on either getting out of Sacramento or having George Karl removed from his head coaching gig. He's been taking shots at Karl every chance he gets.

You have to try to screw up a 3 on 1 fastbreak like this. Maybe it was done on purpose. D'Angelo Russell was in the middle of the action and his goal lately seems to be to destroy the Lakers.

Former Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson put on a little sexy Easter show for Bikini Team. There's nothing like a hot model in bikinis and lingerie to celebrate the bunny coming back to life and bringing us candy or whatever Easter is supposed to be about.

Jayson Heyward was attacked in right field by bees during a spring training game yesterday. The Cubs outfielder did all he could to avoid them even jumping up on the wall.

Johnny Manziel was spotted over the weekend partying in Las Vegas. Former Iron Chef Mario Batali snapped a picture with the free agent quarterback at Tao.

Melo Celebrated Syracuse's Come From Behind Win On Snapchat

Carmelo Anthony lost his mind a little on Snapchat following Syracuse's come from behind win over Virginia. The number 10 seed made the Final Four just a year after a self-imposed postseason ban.

Derek Jeter Was Asked About Being Donald Trump's Running Mate

I don't know why Jeter was asked about being Trump's running mate, but I think it's pretty safe to say he won't be helping "make America great again." The former Yankee said it sounded like too much work.

Although it's not going to happen could you imagine how wild a Trump-Jeter presidential run would be?

Asked in Cuba about talk he could be Trump's running mate, Jeter
smiled and said, "That sounds like too much work." pic.twitter.com/dvBzOLlzLC
— Maureen Dowd (@NYTimesDowd) March 27, 2016

Brewers Pitcher Tore A Ligament In His Knee Taking His Shoe Off

Of all the odd baseball injuries this one might top them all. Brewers relief pitcher Will Smith tore is LCL taking his shoe off.

I hope J.R. Smith didn't get up with Miley after last night's Cavs-Knicks game. The pop singer, who has rapidly declined in the looks department, was caught on camera asking Smith what he was doing after the game.

Coach K Issued An Apology Is Still A Douche

Coach K apologized for talking to Dillon Brooks and lying about it. What a douche.

You can't talk to another team's player when Grayson Allen is out there tripping people every chance he gets.

Mike Krzyzewski apologizes in statement for situation with Oregon's Dillon Brooks. pic.twitter.com/e3gsqDG9Tt
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 26, 2016

LeBron James was t'd up for taunting after the most disrespectful dunk you'll see all year. He saw who was attempting to guard him and just took it to the rim.

The little extra after the slam earned him the technical.

Shelby Miller Caught A Line Drive Between His Legs

Pitcher Shelby Miller made the catch of spring training and maybe the entire year. He somehow managed to catch a line drive that went right between his legs.

Um...room service anyone? If it's Farrah Abraham looking this good then hell yes I want room service.

Video Of Nick Young Admitting To Cheating On Iggy Taken By D'Angelo Russell

As if things for the Los Angeles Lakers could get any worse. Now there is a video that surfaced online of Nick Young admitting to cheating on his girlfriend Iggy Azalea.

The video was reportedly taken by his teammate D'Angelo Russell without Young's knowledge. The cheating allegedly took place with this woman last summer according to the video.

Vanessa Bryant knows how to make an entrance. Earlier in the week as she and Kobe made their way into the Duke-Oregon game she tripped and fell.

Chris Christie Smashing M&Ms During NCAA Tournament Like A Pro

Chris Christie watched Notre Dame beat Wisconsin while smashing a bag of M&Ms like a pro. He was spotted refilling his bag of M&Ms with a box. Because who can fit their hands in those little boxes?

Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into a bigger bag of M&Ms #MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/9yyZDwQ1k6 pic.twitter.com/4Vp3Yyb8Sz
— Kmarko (@Kmarkobarstool) March 26, 2016

Steph Curry had an open look from 3 so Klay Thompson did what anyone would do. He threw up his hands in celebration and started back down the court to play defense.

CBS released the audio of the Coach K- Dillion Brooks exchange. And guess what, Coach K is a liar.

After the game Coach K denied he said anything to Brooks about showboating. But the audio tells a different story. Coach K did in fact tell Brooks he was too good to showboat.

Iowa State Lost And One Of Their Cheerleaders Took A Kicked Basketball To The Face

During Iowa State's loss to Virginia a cheerleader left the game in tears after taking a kicked ball to the face. She looks like she took a pretty good shot because as she walked off she was still shaking her pom poms.

Mad respect for KU but now the gloves come off. #youcanlaugh #sarcasm #LetsMarchNova #yourenotyouwhenyourehungry pic.twitter.com/svQzGnx3go
— Kacie McDonnell (@KacieMcDonnell) March 25, 2016

MLB WAG Kacie McDonnell Takes It Off On TV- Bob's Blitz

Security Choked A Devils Fan While Kicking Him Out- Terez Owens

This Is What Spring Break 2016 Looks Like- Guy Hut

Check Out The Chargers Cheerleader Tryouts- Cheer Heaven

A Look At Iggy's Best Side- Steakwood

Model Annelise Marie's Instagram page is on fire. She has plenty of other game but her ass game is next level.

Gerald Henderson shows us what happens when acting like a dick goes bad. He tried to show DeAndre Jordan how to make a foul shot.

Giancarlo Stanton smashed a huge bomb yesterday that might still be in flight somewhere. Because nobody saw it land.

Hannah Davis did the first ever underwater photo shoot for SI Swimsuit. The future Mrs. Jeter did her very best mermaid. The results speak for themselves.

KD's New Knee High Shoes Are Trash

Are these shoes for real? Kevin Durant wore some knee high shoes for warm ups prior to last night's game. And they are fucking trash.

I know all the dumbass kids probably love them, but I don't listen to anyone wearing girl's jeans. So if you're going to attempt to tell me how awesome they are put on some real pants first.

Close Up Beauty Shot of the KD 8 "Elite" High pic.twitter.com/S7BFgFXh7A
— Travis Singleton (@SneakerReporter) March 24, 2016

D League Coming In Strong With The Dunk Of The Year

It'a going down in the D League. Watch as this entire play. Sure the monster slam is what gets your attention. But it has a behind the back pass that set the whole thing in motion.

Don't get me wrong, the dunk sets the whole thing off. The distance he makes up in the air to throw it down is incredible.

I didn't know they got down like this in the D League.

LeBron Was Visibly Unhappy During Loss To The Nets

Uh oh Cleveland! LeBron was not a happy camper during last night's loss to the Nets and he showed it. More unfollows to come.

If the Cavs don't win a ring this season he may just slip on that banana peel out of town. I know Cavs fans would be surprised if he left, I wouldn't be.

He's already done it to you. Now he's talking about this super team and banana peels.

No the Mets star outfielder wasn't pitching, he was playing his brand of defense. There is no denying how valuable his bat is. And he has a plus arm. But plays like this will drive Mets fans crazy this season.

Sporting a mohawk and braids in his beard, WWE wrestler Sheamus stopped by Conan to share his new look. Not only did he let the talk show host have a look, he gave Conan a mohawk of his own.

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