Kids these days. Taking hilarious things they find on the internet and applying them to everyday life. Shame on them.  I have to say this kid has a pretty big set on him.  He slowly creeps in and when the moments right he let out a "fuck her right in the pussy" that Jameis Winston would have been proud of.

So what did we learn?  Seize the moment because YOLO!

Johnny Manziel and his Brown's teammate, Joe Haden, were courtside for the return of LeBron James to Cleveland.  Johnny Football has become pretty good pals with LeBron and was all in with the Cavs.

He was clearly not happy with a call the refs made as he was caught on camera yelling profanities at them.  Just Johnny Football being Johnny Football, via Busted Coverage:

Jameis Winston and Florida State struggled early against Louisville, but had crab legs on their side and found a way to win.  This early interception by Winston is getting a lot of attention.

The interception itself isn't it's more the tackle by FSU tight end Nick O'Leary.  It was more of a body slam than a tackle.

Whatever works.

The Philadelphia Flyers equipment manager pulled off the old snake in a cooler trick on the team.  Sure it's just a rubber king cobra, but they're one of the most terrifying rubber snakes.

I hate snakes so this prank would be the worst if it was done to me.  It would literally make me shit my pants, via Bro Bible:

Check out Vanilla Ice performing at halftime of the Minnesota Timberwolves home opener.  He tore it up, if that's possible, it looks like he was enjoying himself and the fans look like they were into it too.

Maybe he's found himself a regular gig.

Russell Westbrook exited Thursday night's game in the second quarter, with what ended up being a small fracture in his right hand.  As Westbrook was heading to the locker room the Clippers fans were able to get under his skin.

It's hard to tell from this video exactly what happened.  You can't see if anything was thrown and it's possible something said set Westbrook off.

The Cavaliers welcomed LeBron James back on Thursday against the Knicks.  There was plenty of excitement in the air.  The Knicks and Carmelo Anthony were not there to celebrate.

The Knicks beat the Cavs 95-90 and Carmelo hit a big shot over LeBron with 30 seconds left in the game and pretty much ruined the homecoming.

LeBron James has officially returned to Cleveland with the team's first home game of the season tonight.  The Cavaliers' fans and organization seem to be just a little excited about LeBron's return.

Obviously with LeBron on the team the sky is the limit for this team and expectations are high.

Jose Canseco sat down for the first time with Inside Edition to talk about shooting himself in the hand.  Canseco's twitching thing seems to have gotten worse, maybe it played a role in his accidental shooting.

During the interview his model girlfriend makes an appearance and Canseco even cried when he thought about the fact that she could have been hit with the bullet.

UFC women's champ Ronda Rousey did a photo shoot for a jeans company and you know what that means right?  She can go topless during the shoot, because you don't wear jeans up there.  Anyway this is by far the hottest video of Rousey I've ever seen.

She is definitely a superstar!

Joseph Randle's booking video was released and he clearly didn't care that he was being booked.  He was spotted in the video taking everyone's ear off.

He is heard asking for a massage, calling his agent and asking silly questions about his mugshot.

James Ennis is doing his best to help Heat fans forget about that other guy named James that skipped town.  Ennis posterized Rasual Butler to officially kick off the NBA season.

Because how can you have an NBA season without some posterization?

Rikk Wilde from Chevrolet tanked his portion of the MVP presentation.  He eventually got the message across and gave the World Series MVP, Madison Bumgarner, the keys to a new truck.

You knew it wasn't going well when he threw in "and stuff."

The buzz was back in Charlotte as the Hornets team name returned to the city. The team got off to a slow start and trailed the Bucks by as many as 24 points.

The slow start was erased by the comeback that was topped off by Kemba Walker who hit a three pointer as time expired to force overtime.  Then in the extra quarter Walker hit what ended up being the game winner.

The Giants rode the hot left arm of Madison Bumgarner to win their 3rd World Series in the last 5 years.  Bumgarner came in as a reliever in the 5th inning of game 7 and finished the game to pick up his 3rd win of the World Series.

The Giants won the game 3-2 and Bumgarner turned in a truly historic postseason.  His 48 2/3 innings were a postseason record.

I hate to say I told you so, but I did tell you the Giants would win.

Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in the left middle finger, cleaning a gun he didn't realize was loaded.

The former baseball player, after several hours of surgery, still doesn't know if his finger will make.  He was grateful that it wasn't something worse.

Got no sleep. Hope I can keep my finger but grateful it wasn't something worse @ModelLeila my nurse taking good care pic.twitter.com/TR78fmru8d
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 29, 2014

Call me romantic if you must, but one of my favorite things in life is when someone doesn't even pretend to give a shit about something that is important to someone else.  I get a sick pleasure from watching it unfold.

Bill Belichick is one of the best at pulling it off.  Check him out answering this reporter's question.  Classic Belichick, classic not giving a shit about the reporter's job.

The NCAA has released a statement regarding the discipline of Todd Gurley for receiving payment for his autograph.  He's been suspended for four games, must repay some of the money he was given to charity and perform 40 hours of community service:

Todd Gurley, University of Georgia football student-athlete, must sit a total of four games, or 30 percent of the season, for accepting more than $3,000 in cash from multiple individuals for autographed memorabilia and other items over two years. Gurley, who acknowledged violating NCAA rules, must repay a portion of the money received to a charity of his choice and complete 40 hours of community service as additional conditions for his reinstatement. Gurley will be eligible to play on Nov. 15.

After reading that did you visualize what I did?  Gurley throwing up two fingers and saying, "peace...I'll see you on Sundays."

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Gregg Popovich is always entertaining during his in game interviews.  His charming one word answers and blank cold stare are always enjoyable.

Popovich kicked the season off with one of his classic interviews.  His stare was too much for interviewer David Aldridge and he actual got a response from Popovich that wasn't one word.

The Royals jumped on the Giants early and shut them out winning game 6, 10-0 and making me a liar.  Yordando Ventura, who dedicated the game to recently deceased Oscar Taveras, was lights out and pitch7 shutout innings.

I predicted the Giants in 6 and I'm standing by my pick.  I still think, with all hands on deck (that means Madison Bumgarner), in game 7 the Giants will win it.  Hopefully it's a good game and not a blowout.

The outlook for the Lakers season just got a little bit worse.  Rookie Julius Randle broke his leg last night in the 4th quarter of the opening night.  I'm sure this isn't how Randle wanted his NBA career to start.

You gotta drink that milk and keep those bones strong.

Dwight Howard and the Houston Rockets opened up the season last night against the Lakers in Los Angeles.  It took a while but Kobe Bryant and Howard got into it a little.

Howard caught Kobe with a couple if elbows when Kobe pressed Howard.  Kobe was then seen calling him soft.

It looks like Kobe might have been taking out a little bit of frustration on Howard at the time of the elbows as the Lakers were down by 15.  Unfortunately for Kobe this will likely be a regular occurence.

UPDATE: Via TMZ Sports:

Jose's fiancée Leila Knight tells TMZ Sports ... he was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off. She says he didn't know it was loaded -- and the shot ripped through the middle finger on his left hand.

According to Jose Canseco's Las Vegas neighbor the former MLB star shot himself in the hand by accident.  The authorities confirm that there was an accidental shooting at the home, but wouldn't confirm whether or not Canseco was the one hurt, via 8 News Now:

Metro Police confirm there was an accidental shooting at the address, but would not confirm the former player was hurt. However, records show Canseco owns the home where the shooting happened.

I'll update the post with more details as they become available.

Dirk Nowitzki looks slow and old as Boris Diaw took the ball to the hoop.  There wasn't really a move as Diaw just took it to the hoop.  Nowitzki is aging and isn't really out there for his defense.

As long as he can still score, Dallas will be okay with Dirk falling all over the court trying to play defense.

Hockey fights, the part of hockey that proves we haven't evolved much.  Personally I don't have a problem with it.  It's kind of fun to see two guys on skate throw punches at each other.

In this case it was just one punch.  Some minor league hockey game in who cares where gave us a one punch knockout.  Pretty much a rule in all kinds of fighting is to keep your hands up, maybe this guy will do that next time, via Puck Daddy:

Blake Griffin recently wrote an article for The Player's Tribune detailing a bizarre encounter at one of Donald Sterling's "white" parties.

He spoke about the details of the article with Conan and if you didn't read the article it's worth listening to Griffin explain the very strange things that happen at a Sterling white party.

Jon Gruden is a Super Bowl winning head coach.  His conversion from head coach to the booth has been entertaining.  We all get a good look at his fascination with quarterbacks and his insane babbling.

Gruden's latest babbling will remind you of the glory days of John Madden when he was an announcer.

After Colt McCoy and the Redskins upset the Cowboys in Dallas he was naturally in high demand for interviews.  McCoy wrapped up an interview with ESPN and was grabbed to do another one.

The Redskins PR guy had other plans.  He grabbed McCoy, shutdown the intetview and reminded everyone that, "no means no."  Via Barstool Sports:

It's been a while since Colt McCoy scored a rushing touchdown.  So long that he forgot how to celebrate.

McCoy fell down and almost got stomped by his teammate.

Florida State senior running back Karlos Williams is currently being investigated in a domestic battery case.

According to police the investigation is ongoing and state law prohibits the release of information until the investigation is complete.

A spokesman for the police department did say they received the case Saturday night, via Tallahassee Democrat:

"The alleged crime is an active on-going investigation and Florida Law does not allow TPD to discuss the details of any case while it is on-going," the police department said in an afternoon news release.  

Officer David Northway, spokesman for TPD, said the agency received the case Saturday night and it was immediately assigned to the agency's Criminal Investigation Division.

Another FSU football player in another disturbing investigation.  Although the details haven't been released domestic battery isn't a small thing.

Bills rookie receiver Sammy Watkins was run down from behind after prematurely celebrating a touchdown.  Watkins looks to be watching himself on the big screen before getting tackled.

I guess he didn't notice the guy gaining on him.  Lucky for Watkins the Bills were playing the Jets and they beat them fairly easily.

Dick's Sporting Goods accidentally ran a Royals World Series champs commercial in Kansas City.  The error comes as the Royals dropped game 5 and trail the Giants 3-2 in the series.

These must be the commercials that run in the foriegn countries that get all of the losing team's gear, via Busted Coverage:

The Giants have been riding the left arm of Madison Bumgarner all postseason.  He didn't let them doen in game 5 as he pitched a complete game shutout.

The Giants are now one win away from their third World Series win in 5 years.

Staind lead singer Aaron Lewis sang the National Anthem prior to game 5.  He messed it up pretty early on.

The funny thing is that Lewis has been critical of others who messed up the words.

Lamarr Houston hurt himself celebrating a sack down by 25 points.  The Bears continue to struggle and continue to make mistakes.

Houston made a huge mistake celebrating a sack and hurt his knee in the process.  He's not the first player to hurt themselves celebrating a sack.

Eagles quarterback, Nick Foles, threw an interception in the end zone.  The pass was intercepted by Cardinals cornerback, Antonio Cromartie.

During Cromartie's return he was helped by an Eagle who layed out his teammate.

The Seahawks and the Panthers have been both been struggling on defense this season, but played good defense on Sunday.  The Seahawks won the game on a late touchdown 13-9.

Despite the good defense Kelvin Benjamin was able to make a catch on a deep pass over double coverage.  Both Richard Sherman and Earl Thomas weren't able to stop the rookie.

Rob Gronkowski and the New England Patriots had a big day against the Chicago Bears.  They used a 31 point second quarter to beat the Bears 51-23.

Gronk shows you how to stiff arm a guy off of you and score a man touchdown.  The beatdown of the Bears has me thinking of one thing, remember when Donovan McNabb said Tom Brady would be benched?

How's that working out?

The Giants won game 4 fairly easily 11-4 to even the series at 2-2.  The San Francisco offense came to life scoring a total of 9 runs in the 5th, 6th and 7th innings to wrap up the win.

Steve Perry singing and running around the stadium also happened and is apparently a thing he does at Giants games.

The story of game 3 was the Royals bullpen, which was able to shutdown the Giants and hold onto a 3-2 lead.  The Royals marched out one flame thrower after another.

Taylor Swift wore a bra on Jimmy Kimmel Live and it was awesome.  Enough said, via Steakwood:

A tipster sent Deadspin a picture of Notre Dame's freshman wide receiver Justin Brent and porn star Lisa Ann in bed together.  The picture has set the internet on fire, as it confirms in the minds of some, that the two are having a sexual relationship after being seen at a Knicks game.

Of course someone would point out the fact that the relationship, if in fact sexual, between the 42 year old porn star and the 19 year old Brent, might be against Notre Dame's policy.

After failing to reach a new deal with the Tampa Bay Rays, Joe Madden opted out of the final year of his contract. The Rays announced Maddon's decision, via CBS Sports:

“Joe Maddon has exercised an opt-out in his current contract, a contract which was not scheduled to expire until after the 2015 season. We tried diligently and aggressively to sign Joe to a third contract extension prior to his decision. As of yesterday afternoon, Joe enabled himself to explore opportunities throughout Major League Baseball. He will not be managing the Rays in 2015. Joe has been our manager for nine seasons, and the foundation of success laid during his tenure endures. We thank him for all that he’s meant to the organization.”

When his playing days are done, Jeremy Lin has a job lined up.  He can start some sort of prank show because he loves to do it and he's pretty good at it.

Check out Lin's latest prank, dressed up like a shoe salesman at an Adidas store.

Zach Mettenberger, the rookie quarterback from LSU, is getting his shot this weekend as the starting quarterback for the Titans.

Yes that guy with the 70s porn-stache.  His first assignment, the Houston Texans and J.J. Watt.

The Chargers who entered the game thin at the defensive back position might have allowed Jahleel Addae to play with a concussion.  Addae delivered two shots with his head in the game and looked like he had a head injury after both plays.

Early in the game he went for a tackle and lowered his head to make a hit and was slow to get up.  Later in the game Addae, again lowered his head and afterward appeared to be out on his feet.

Addae claims he suffered a stinger and was given and passed a concussion test.  I don't think it was a "stinger."  These guys have to learn how to tackle and stop leading with and lowering their heads.

Here are the two hits.

Peyton Manning appeared a little upset with something on the field towards the end of the Broncos 35-21 victory over the Chargers.  When asked why he was upset with Broncos fans by reporters, Manning said it wasn't the fans he was upset with.

Manning said he was upset with the scoreboard operator for showing Broncos players dancing and for showing Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers.

The new Clippers owner, Steve Ballmer, is really excited to be the new owner. He was spottes on the Staples Center big screen losing his mind.

Ontario Hockey League's Sudbury Wolves have lost their last 10 games.  That isn't sitting well with head coach Paul Fixter.

After the team's latest loss Fixter went off on reporters who, to his credit, were asking stupid questions.  Clearly frustrated he said "fuck you" to a reporter who raised his voice, via The Sports Daily:

The Penguins took a moment to honor Canada with a great pregame tribute.  It was an awesome way to show support for Canada, especially with all the Canadians in the NHL, following the shooting at their parliament.

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Jeanie Buss, part owner and president responded to reports that free agents wouldn't sign with the Lakers because they don't want to play with Kobe Bryant.  She slammed the free agents calling them "losers."

On ESPN's First Take, Buss said, "Show me the free agent that isn't coming to the Lakers because of Kobe Bryant and then I'll show you a loser."

Pretty strong showing of support for the aging star.  Buss continued by saying, "Because if they're afraid to play with Kobe Bryant then they don't belong on the Lakers."

Fans fighting at sporting events is an unfortunate event that happens more than it should.  And as this guy at a Clippers game learns, it could end with a deserved ass kicking.

If you're going to fight at a game, make sure you can fight.  Or at the very least if you're going to throw the first punch, make sure you can punch harder than your girlfriend.

This guy failed on both of these.  He can't fight and as you'll see his girlfriend can punch harder, via Barstool Sports:

Some guy on Fresno State's basketball team made 5 half court shots in a row. Show off.

Hopefully he can make 5 free throws in a row.  Why is the Fresno State basketball team practicing half court shots?

That might be one of the reasons they're not a Final Four favorite.

The Royals used a 5 run 6th inning to take game 2.  In the inning Giants reliever Hunter Strickland gave up a home run that sparked words between him and several Royals.

I'm not sure what set Strickland off, it could've been he was originally mad at himself.  The home run Strickland gave up was the 5th this postseason.  Not to mention he only pitched in 7 innings at the major league level before the postseason.

Whatever it was he ended up in a shouting match with Salvador Perez, who didn't even hit the home run, and then ended up yelling at several Royals.

Tempers cooled after the incident and the Royals coasted to a 7-2 victory.

The NFL is attempting to patch up all of the issues caused by their handling of the Ray Rice domestic violence incident.  We've all seen the No More commercial featuring celebrities now the NFL has current and former players in one.

I think it's great if they actually start taking appropriate action the next time this happens in the NFL.  Otherwise it's just a PR stunt.