Miss Texas Daniella Rodriguez attempted to throw out the first pitch in Houston at an Astros game.  She bounced the shit out of it and failed miserably.  But that’s not what it's about.

It's all about her tight ass jeans and her shoes game.  Yeah I'm a little bit of a shoe game guy.

That's what it's about.  Who gives a shit if she made a good throw or not?  That isn't her thing.

She's a beauty pageant winner, she just has to look hot.  She nailed that.