From the looks of Mr. Clean's Super Bowl commercial your old lady will be turned on by fantasizing about you being an animated bald man.  Don't let me forget you have to clean the entire house.

If that's your wife, do you really want to put in that much work?  Especially when she wasn't doing anything herself but watching you work.

Forget that.  I'm watching the game on the couch and jerking it before I go to bed.