Ronda Rousey was in the house for SportsCenter and taught Lindsay Czarniak how to do an arm bar.  The smallest person in the building for Lindsay to demonstrate the arm bar on was Tim Kurkjian.

Look at him refusing to tap.  Actually pretending he didn't what tapping out is.  He's just trying to make it last as long as he can.  I bet he's never been this close to a woman in his life.

Before Sunday Night Baseball's game between the Cardinals and Pirates, the last before the All Star break, Andrew McCutchen did an interview.

During the interview the Pirates centerfielder did a spot on impression of ESPN baseball weasel, Tim Kirkjian.  On top of being accurate it's also very funny.

The Miami Marlins fired manager Mike Redmond and hired their general manager Dan Jennings as the new head coach.  Jennings only managerial experience is at the high school level.  They might have been better off hiring professional weasel Tim Kurkjian.

I'm sure him getting paid to criticize such moves makes him qualified to be manager too.  Hell I'd just like to see Tim pick up a baseball and attempt to throw it.  He probably couldn't throw it more that two or three feet, but he's qualified to second guess decisions made by major league teams.  Hmmm, seems a little hypocritical of Mr. Kurkjian to question a man's qualifications.

Tim Kurkjian participated in those stupid ass sausage races that are designed to distract fans from the fact that their team sucks.  Kurkjian confirmed what you already know, he has no athletic ability.